.::. MOVIE QUOTES .::.

:QUOTES: From Shitt "the movie" and other Misc. Quotes

"I dont want this fuckin ice, fuck!" -Evan Williams

"OHHH YESS!!! I FUCKIN BROKE IT!!" -Evan Williams

"BLUE MONDAY!!" -Elijah Lewis

"OHH! WHAT DID I FUCK?!"- Cameron Hill

Elijah: "Cameron, what are we doing?"
Cameron: "Uhh, we're having a funeral for the squirrel. He got killed on the way to work, and this is his stink hole." Evan and Elijah: "hahaha"

:lady takin something out of the trash:
Elijah: "WE GOT U ON FILM!!!!"
Evan: "UR GOIN TA JAIL!!!!"
Elijah: "Baskaskjaksjal"

"Hi I'm Evan Williams, and this has broken arm written all over it." - Evan Williams

"Hey can I borrow some toilet paper? I had an accident." -Elijah Lewis

"Got some glue??" - Evan Williams

"Theres little children playing in my woods, and I don't like it." -Evan Williams on drugs

Lewis: "I don't want to get arrested man"
Evan: "It's going to be ok man, we won't get arrested" -both of them were already drunk
....next 10 minutes they get arrested

:Lewis walking in living room bare ass naked hungover: lewis-"what the fuck happened last night?" brad and aj-"you drank too damn much and broke alot of shit, and your bare ass naked man" lewis-"oh yah"
Evan-"mitch you better smoke this ciggarete"
Mitch- "no no no"
Evan-"you either smoke or we will burn you with this ciggaretet"
:evan goign to burn mitch with cig:
Mitch- "ok ok ok i'll smoke" (with his high voice)

:driving with jb without a liscence at 3 in the morning:
Lewis- "jake here come cops"
:jake still not listening, here come 2 avon cops speeding really fast towards us:
Lewis-"jake pull the fuck over dude the cops are coming"
:the cops are next to us:
:jake then pulls over:
Lewis-"your fucking stupid"
Jake-"i didn't even know what you were talkilng about"

:going around an "s" curve, (jb driving) at 60 mph:
lewis,evan,compton-"slow the fuck down jake"
jake-"naaaaaa"
:after hitting the last curve of the "s" curve, we lose control, almost hitting a car, and nipping a mailbox:
lewis,evan,compton-"dude you almost killed us"
evan-"your lucky i was driving, im an expert"
lewis-"good game buddy"

:the next morning, viewing the truck not knowing a large scratch was on the back fender of the truck with jake's mom:
ada (jake's mom)-"did you take the truck out last night"
jake-"...no!"
:lewis and jake are laughing:
ada-"must have been this morning at the grocery store, somebody probably ran in to it"
ada-"why were the seats messed up this mrning, and why was elijah's hat in here"
jake-"i have no clue"
ada-"oh"
lewis,jake- "hahaha"

:evan messing with a rotten dead raccoon:
:evan's mom pulls in the driveway and sees him:
:kim trying to get the window smacking it:
kim-"evan evan put that down your going to get rabies"
evan-"uh ok HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH"
lewis-"hahah"

:evan and lewis trying to skate at cenegy stairs:
security guard (black and like 80 years old)- "GETT OOUT GHERRREEEE!!!!!"
:at the time the guard was so far away it sounded like a fucking duck:
lewis- "dude what was that"
evan-" a quacking duck or soemthign"
guard again-"GET OUT GHERRREEEE"
lewis-"dude that's an old security guard"
evan-"hahahahahahahahahahahaha"
:security guard comes up to us finally still saying "GET OUT GHERREEE":
guard-"what are you doing over here"
evan-"skating some gnrarly stairs"
guard-"well leave the property now"
evan and lewis- "oh ok hahaha"

:lewis chasing jogger lady:
lewis screaming-"RUNNIN W/ THE DEVIL PHEEeSEEe"
lady-"see if you can keep up"
lady-"come on up here with me, my husband will beat the shit out of you"
lewis"naa" and then runs off
evan: "i'm evan williams and this is stupid idea sledding off the roof"
:evan slams on the ground:
evan-"FUCKKK!!!"
evan-"after a hard day of sofa skating, we're just going to hit and god"